How it works

No. Everything in the free library plays for anyone — no sign-up, no email, no card. Just open the Library and press play.

A free Patreon follow (costs nothing) adds two things: your favourites get saved, and your Feel settings follow you between devices. That's the only reason to log in.

No — every show is a full audio experience on its own. A toy adds the part I composed to run underneath it.

Shows that drive a toy carry a ∿ HAPTIC badge in the library. Tap any track to see exactly what it drives and which toys can do it. Some shows are audio-only, and they say so.

Any Lovense toy — Lush, Max 2, Nora, Edge, Domi, Ferri, Hush and the rest. This is the smoothest path: it connects through the Lovense Remote app you already have.

Other brands too — We-Vibe, Kiiroo, Lelo, The Handy and friends connect straight from your browser over Bluetooth (look for Pair Any Other Toy when you link). This one needs Chrome, Edge or Opera: Safari and Firefox don't support browser Bluetooth, and on iPhone/iPad no browser does — Apple doesn't allow it. Lovense works everywhere, including iPhone.

A show might use more than vibration — an air pump, rotation, thrusting. Tap a track to see which functions it uses; anything your toy can't do is simply skipped, and the rest still plays.

Yes. Lovense toys work on iPhone, iPad and Android with nothing extra to install — you scan a code with the Lovense Remote app and that's it.

No desktop software, no bridging app, no cables. (If you've tried toy-synced audio elsewhere and hit a "desktop only" wall, that's what you're avoiding here.)

1. Open the Library and tap Pair a Lovense Toy.
2. Open the Lovense Remote app on your phone, and scan the code on screen.
3. The bar turns green — Toy connected. Press play on any show.

Not a Lovense toy? Tap Pair Any Other Toy instead and connect over Bluetooth from your browser (Chrome on Android/desktop).

Your toy stays linked as you browse and between visits the same day — you shouldn't need to scan again. If you've been away a while, or the site's had an update, it'll ask for a quick re-scan. Takes seconds.

Once your toy is linked, tap ⚙ Feel in the green bar. Two sliders:

• Strength — turn the buzz down (or up). If a show is too intense to enjoy all the way through, this is the fix.
• Sync — nudge the buzz earlier or later if it feels slightly ahead of or behind the audio.

Changes apply straight away, mid-show. Logged in with Patreon? They're remembered on your other devices too.

That means we can see your pairing but can't reach the toy right now. Usually one of:

• The toy is switched off, or out of battery.
• The Lovense Remote app isn't open / has lost the toy — reopen it and check it's connected there first.
• Bluetooth is off, or the toy wandered out of range of your phone.

Fix that, then hit Re-check. The show keeps playing either way — you just won't feel it until the toy is back.

Don't worry — the moment a session ends, your toy stops and no one can control it. That's fully in your hands.

The “controlling your toy” note lives inside the Lovense Remote app, and only the app can clear it — for your safety, no one on my end can force your toy to disconnect. To tidy it up, open the app and tap Disconnect. It also clears on its own after a while, or when you switch the toy off.

Content notes — a heads-up about what's in a show, in my own words. Tap the track and they're listed under Content notes, so you can decide before you press play rather than finding out mid-scene.

No badge means I haven't flagged anything. That's not a promise a show is gentle — read the description and tags too, and if something isn't for you, skip it. Nothing here is a test.

That's how the show was produced. I write, perform, record and mix these myself — I'm a music producer and vocal engineer, so the audio gets the same treatment a record would.

• Binaural / 3D audio — recorded so sound moves around your head. Wear headphones for these; on speakers you lose the whole effect.
• ASMR — close, quiet, deliberately tingly.
• Mastered / Layered / Stereo — how it's mixed and finished.

Tap a track to see its full Sound line. It costs nothing extra — it's just how they're made.

There's a score under the audio — the toy's part, written like an instrument's.

I compose these the way I build a track: tension, release, arrangement, all of it timed to my voice. It isn't a buzz stapled onto a finished audio afterwards — the vibration and the audio are written together, which is why the quiet parts matter as much as the loud ones.

Tap a track to see which functions the score uses and which toys can play it.

Free The library is free to play for everyone. No account.

Patreon Members New shows land here first for $5+ supporters (both tiers) — then they drop into the free library 30 days after release, automatically.

Next's Ex Stays exclusive to $10 supporters.

Locked shows show a 🔒 with what unlocks them. Tap one to see what's inside before you decide.

The Library is on demand — play any show, any time, at your own pace. That's this, and it's free.

The Live Toy Room is me, live, driving the room in real time — everyone tuned to the same moment. Those are ticketed and announced ahead of time.

Yes — tap a track, then ↗ Share this track. That copies a direct link (on a phone it opens your usual share sheet).

The link preview is deliberately discreet: it shows the site name and the track title only — no cover art, no description. Pasting it in a group chat won't put anything on screen for people who didn't ask for it.

Commissioned shows have no share button. Those are yours alone and stay unlisted.

Yes — commissions are custom shows, made to your brief, with your own private link. They never appear in the public library.

To listen: nothing that identifies you. No account, no email, no name.

If you log in with Patreon, we store an opaque Patreon id against your favourites and your Feel settings — that's it. We never collect your email address for the library; Patreon handles who you are, so there's no mailing list here to leak.

Buying a ticket or a commission does involve an email, so I can actually send you the thing — payment is handled by Stripe and card details never touch this site.

Play counts are tallied per show (so I know what people like) — never per person. Nobody sees your listening history, because it isn't kept.